{"id":232674,"date":"2026-03-06T17:59:34","date_gmt":"2026-03-06T16:59:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/?p=232674"},"modified":"2026-03-06T17:59:34","modified_gmt":"2026-03-06T16:59:34","slug":"tardigrade-inferno-hush-review","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/tardigrade-inferno-hush-review\/","title":{"rendered":"Tardigrade Inferno &#8211; Hush Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-232675\" src=\"https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/TardigradeInferno_Hush_01-500x500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"350\" height=\"350\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/TardigradeInferno_Hush_01-500x500.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/TardigradeInferno_Hush_01-350x350.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/TardigradeInferno_Hush_01-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/TardigradeInferno_Hush_01-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/TardigradeInferno_Hush_01-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/TardigradeInferno_Hush_01-2048x2048.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 48em) 100vw, 250px\" \/>In 2019, I accidentally stumbled upon St. Petersburg&#8217;s wacko dark cabaret metal freaks <strong><strong>Tardigrade Inferno<\/strong><\/strong>&#8217;s debut <a href=\"https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/tardigrade-inferno-mastermind-things-you-might-have-missed-2019\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\"><em>Mastermind<\/em><\/a>, depicting an adorable evil water bear as mascot. You can imagine that I was immediately hooked. Their legitimately heavy riffs and whimsical songwriting kept me coming back for more when<em> <a href=\"https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/tardigrade-inferno-burn-the-circus-review\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Burn the Circus<\/a><\/em> dropped four years later. That release doubled down on original material backed by a more focused metallic spirit, and all the better for it. Initially, it sounded like third installment, <em>Hush<\/em> picked up right where <em>Burn<\/em> left off. However, gone is my beloved little tardigrade. What could this mean?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">While <strong><strong>Tardigrade Inferno<\/strong><\/strong>&#8217;s sonic formula remains largely the same as it was on <em>Burn the Circus<\/em>\u2014albeit with the addition of accordions and kazoos and one very unexpected burst of blast beats (&#8220;I Am Eternal&#8221;)\u2014it&#8217;s clear that they moved away from their titular character on <em>Hush<\/em>. A darkness follows that disappearance, reflected in the dour and morbid attitudes imparted throughout <em>Hush<\/em>&#8217;s 45 minutes (&#8220;Dead Fish Smile&#8221;). Absent the maniacal main character that gave <strong><strong>Tardigrade Inferno<\/strong><\/strong>&#8217;s music life, direction, and purpose, <em>Hush<\/em>&#8217;s storytelling feels aimless and shallow. Thankfully, those trusty hooks, bouncy riffs, and infectious choruses entertained me just enough as I navigated through an uncomfortable grieving period for the <strong><strong>Tardigrade Inferno<\/strong><\/strong> I once cherished.<\/p>\n<p><iframe class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"border: 0; width: 500px; height: 120px;\" src=\"https:\/\/bandcamp.com\/EmbeddedPlayer\/album=403638062\/size=large\/bgcol=ffffff\/linkcol=0687f5\/tracklist=false\/artwork=small\/transparent=true\/\" seamless=\"\"><a href=\"https:\/\/tardigradeinferno.bandcamp.com\/album\/hush\"><em>Hush<\/em> by <strong><strong>Tardigrade Inferno<\/strong><\/strong><\/a><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">After a time, I felt ready to embrace <em>Hush<\/em>, knowing it wasn&#8217;t going to offer the same wacky storyline as previous records spun. However, I never escaped my disappointment that <strong><strong>Tardigrade Inferno<\/strong><\/strong> chose an album of vignettes, pulling from a wide gamut of fairy tales and ubiquitous monsters, as their solution. Cuts like &#8220;Deadly Fairytales&#8221; and &#8220;Goor&#8221; hammer that generic storytelling home musically as well, though there are small moments in each that make for a great idea or an ear-catching setup (see the howling vox and silent rests in &#8220;Goor&#8221;). Others like &#8220;All in Your Head&#8221; and &#8220;I.C.D.,&#8221; in contrast, expound upon the natural horrors that plague the human mind in the real world. While that topic works quite well in metal writ large, <strong><strong>Tardigrade Inferno<\/strong><\/strong> don&#8217;t sell it with the same compelling gravity or subversion as other acts who adopt this exuberant cabaret influence (like <strong>Pensees Nocturne <\/strong>or <strong><a href=\"https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/sanguine-glacialis-maladaptive-daydreaming-review\/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Sanguine Glacialis<\/a><\/strong>). Consequently, <em>Hush<\/em> lacks substance and excitement for a good chunk of its duration.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-large wp-image-232676 aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/TardigradeInferno_Hush_02-500x500.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/TardigradeInferno_Hush_02-500x500.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/TardigradeInferno_Hush_02-350x350.jpg 350w, https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/TardigradeInferno_Hush_02-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/TardigradeInferno_Hush_02-768x768.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/TardigradeInferno_Hush_02-1536x1536.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/TardigradeInferno_Hush_02-2048x2048.jpg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 48em) 100vw, 250px\" \/><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">However, there are a number of cool ideas, new tricks, and fun details found here that <strong><strong>Tardigrade Inferno<\/strong><\/strong> could, and should, take advantage of on future endeavors. The title track is a certified bop, with a bouncy riff backed by fun synths and a sticky chorus that I can&#8217;t stop involuntarily repeating. &#8220;Subatomic Heist&#8221; is a bizarre little number that brims with vibrancy and energy as well, and it&#8217;s no surprise that it also calls back to those virtually unkillable microscopic creatures of past installments. Similarly, the proggy and doomy closer &#8220;I Am Eternal&#8221; foreshadows a tardigrade resurgence inside off-kilter melodies, unorthodox songwriting (for this band, at least), and gorgeous lead guitar work. Naturally, returning to the critters and characters that gave <strong><strong>Tardigrade Inferno<\/strong><\/strong> its primary appeal also gave this song the backbone and direction it needed to feel worthy and interesting. This, in turn, further exemplifies the issues that plague all of the songs on <em>Hush<\/em> that make no such return.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I&#8217;m not normally one to recommend a band revisit past ideas or themes. In fact, I am a firm proponent of a band sticking to their guns and finding their way whenever they make a potentially divisive shift from past work, either musically or thematically. In this case, however, I think killing off their main character and the silliness that came with it\u2014not to mention the dearly missed conceptual storytelling\u2014doomed <strong><strong>Tardigrade Inferno<\/strong><\/strong>&#8217;s third outing. <em>Hush<\/em> isn&#8217;t unsalvageable, as it has nifty ideas and some new songwriting tricks and fun instruments that fit well into <strong><strong>Tardigrade Inferno<\/strong><\/strong>&#8217;s sound, but it&#8217;s missing the direction and compelling arcs that made their first two records successful. My wish for <strong><strong>Tardigrade Inferno<\/strong><\/strong> is therefore to ditch the horror stories and rebuild the circus, for the show must go on!<\/p>\n<hr \/>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>Rating:<\/strong> Disappointing<br \/>\n<strong>DR:<\/strong> 5 | <strong>Format Reviewed:<\/strong> 320 kb\/s mp3<br \/>\n<strong>Label:<\/strong> Self-Released<br \/>\n<strong>Websites:<\/strong> <a href=\"http:\/\/tardigradeinferno.bandcamp.com\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">tardigradeinferno.bandcamp.com<\/a> | <a href=\"http:\/\/facebook.com\/tardigradeinfernomusic\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">facebook.com\/tardigradeinfernomusic<\/a><br \/>\n<strong>Releases Worldwide:<\/strong> March 5th, 2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;In 2019, I accidentally stumbled upon St. Petersburg&#8217;s wacko dark cabaret metal freaks <b>Tardigrade Inferno<\/b>&#8217;s debut <i>Mastermind<\/i>, depicting an adorable evil water bear as mascot. You can imagine that I was immediately hooked. Their legitimately heavy riffs and whimsical songwriting kept me coming back for more when <i>Burn the Circus<\/i> dropped four years later. That release doubled down on original material backed by a more focused metallic spirit, and all the better for it. Initially, it sounded like third installment, <i>Hush<\/i> picked up right where Burn left off. However, gone is my beloved little tardigrade.&#8221; Sound of a circus leaving.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":48,"featured_media":232675,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":3,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"federated","footnotes":""},"categories":[13],"tags":[79,26714,17011,27358,21397,19437,1096,23178,19,8162,8227,23175,6618,17009],"class_list":["post-232674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-reviews","tag-79","tag-26714","tag-cabaret-metal","tag-dark-cabaret","tag-hush","tag-mar26","tag-melodic-metal","tag-pensees-nocturne","tag-review","tag-reviews","tag-russian-metal","tag-sanguine-glacialis","tag-self-released","tag-tardigrade-inferno","has-thumb"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.1.1 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>Tardigrade Inferno - Hush Review | Angry Metal Guy<\/title>\n<meta name=\"description\" content=\"A review of Hush by Tardigrade Inferno, available March 5th worldwide via Self-Released.\" \/>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/tardigrade-inferno-hush-review\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"en_US\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"Tardigrade Inferno - Hush Review | Angry Metal Guy\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"A review of Hush by Tardigrade Inferno, available March 5th worldwide via Self-Released.\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:url\" content=\"https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/tardigrade-inferno-hush-review\/\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:site_name\" content=\"Angry Metal Guy\" \/>\n<meta property=\"article:published_time\" content=\"2026-03-06T16:59:34+00:00\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:image\" content=\"https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/03\/TardigradeInferno_Hush_01.jpg\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:width\" content=\"3000\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:height\" content=\"3000\" \/>\n\t<meta property=\"og:image:type\" content=\"image\/jpeg\" \/>\n<meta name=\"author\" content=\"Kenstrosity\" \/>\n<meta name=\"twitter:label1\" content=\"Written by\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data1\" content=\"Kenstrosity\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:label2\" content=\"Est. reading time\" \/>\n\t<meta name=\"twitter:data2\" content=\"4 minutes\" \/>\n<script type=\"application\/ld+json\" class=\"yoast-schema-graph\">{\"@context\":\"https:\/\/schema.org\",\"@graph\":[{\"@type\":\"Article\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/tardigrade-inferno-hush-review\/#article\",\"isPartOf\":{\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/tardigrade-inferno-hush-review\/\"},\"author\":{\"name\":\"Kenstrosity\",\"@id\":\"https:\/\/www.angrymetalguy.com\/#\/schema\/person\/299129eb7517b417fd9f46fe659ca1cf\"},\"headline\":\"Tardigrade Inferno &#8211; 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