“When a group strikes gold, I imagine that there might be a temptation to continue mining the same vein. In 2022, Sweden’s An Abstract Illusion seized the metalverse by the collective throat and shook it with forceful pathos. Woe was a start-to-finish progressive death metal masterpiece which edged out some stiff competition to take the number one spot on my personal Top Ten(ish) list that year. The same was true for Carcharodon, whose mighty shoes—flippers?—I humbly struggle to fill. Now, with the release of The Sleeping City, An Abstract Illusion boldly declares that they are not content to repeat themselves.” Illusion and concrete.
In Vain
Stuck in the Filter: March 2025’s Angry Misses
March Filters bring summer bewilders when missed, so come see what we found in the iron scrapings.
AngryMetalGuy.com’s Aggregated Top 20 Albums o’ 2024
“Here we are. The culmination of not just two to five weeks of hardcore listing, but twelve months of hardcore metalling. The AngryMetalGuy.com Aggregated Top 20 Albums o’ 2024 represents the cream of the crop, or more accurately, the cream of a small corner of a field containing some crops. Using the unrestrained power of manual data entry and a mighty spreadsheet, our wonderful little website compiles our numerous year-end ranking articles and the dozens of metal albums therein into one final, dreadful ranking.” One List to Debase Them All, One List to Find Them…
Angry Metal Guy’s Top Ten(ish) of 2024
Starting 2025 with a bang was always important, and I elected the “being 26 days late with your Record o’ the Year post” as the best possible way to give everyone that patented Angry Metal Guy feeling of waiting and waiting only to be smacked in the face with 5000 words that you disagree with entirely. Welcome to the Wonderful World of Executive Dysfunction™! Let’s make a list!
El Cuervo’s, GardensTale’s, and Eldritch Elitist’s Top Ten(ish) of 2024
Listurnalia rolls ever onward to glory! Next up are El Cuervo, GardensTale and Eldritch Elitist, each with a glowing Top Ten(ish) of 2024 to consider and study in depth. Have at them!
Sentynel and Twelve’s Top Ten(ish) of 2024
Sentynel and Twelve have opinions on what the Top Ten(ish) of 2024 should be. We must join with them.
Clowns, Fools, and Buffoons: The AMG Staff Pick Their Top Ten(ish) Records o’ 2024
Welcome to Listurnalia! First to shock and offend the fickle masses are the AMG Staff lists for 2024. Brace for provocations and prepare for bitter disappointments. We warned you.
Record(s) o’ the Month – April 2024
When the Record(s) o’ the Month arrive, stop complaining and be thankful you got any record(s) at all!
In Vain – Solemn Review
“In Vain were clearly one of the most exciting Norwegian bands in the 2010s, boasting 2 great releases across Aenigma and Currents. The latter was even my Album o’ the Year for 2018, resulting in my unreasonable expectations for a sequel. For those unfamiliar, imagine a more varied and melodic version of Borknagar; a convenient comparator in a year that has also featured a new release from those guys too. And good though that record undoubtedly is, Solemn beats it hands down.” Vain and glorious.
Angry Metal Guy’s Top 10(ish) of 2018
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