The April Filters are now fully de-scuzzified. You can approach and examine the scuzz flotsam.
Devenial Verdict
AngryMetalGuy.com’s Aggregated Top 20 Albums o’ 2024
“Here we are. The culmination of not just two to five weeks of hardcore listing, but twelve months of hardcore metalling. The AngryMetalGuy.com Aggregated Top 20 Albums o’ 2024 represents the cream of the crop, or more accurately, the cream of a small corner of a field containing some crops. Using the unrestrained power of manual data entry and a mighty spreadsheet, our wonderful little website compiles our numerous year-end ranking articles and the dozens of metal albums therein into one final, dreadful ranking.” One List to Debase Them All, One List to Find Them…
Angry Metal Guy’s Top Ten(ish) of 2024
Starting 2025 with a bang was always important, and I elected the “being 26 days late with your Record o’ the Year post” as the best possible way to give everyone that patented Angry Metal Guy feeling of waiting and waiting only to be smacked in the face with 5000 words that you disagree with entirely. Welcome to the Wonderful World of Executive Dysfunction™! Let’s make a list!
Heavy Moves Heavy 2024 – AMG’s Ultimate Workout Playlist
“Before I was press-ganged into the Skull Pit, I, Ferox, began curating an exercise playlist named Heavy Moves Heavy. For a decade, I alone reaped the benefits of this creation–many were the hours spent preening aboard my Squat Yacht, mixing oils so that I could marvel at the glistening gainz unlocked by the List. My indentured servitude is your good fortune, because a new and improved version of the Heavy Moves Heavy playlist is now available to all readers of AMG in good standing.”
Saunders and Felagund’s Top Ten(ish) of 2024
Saunders and Felagund continue Listurnalia with another set of lists. MOAR lists for the Blood Godz!
Carcharodon and Cherd’s Top Ten(ish) of 2024
Carcharodon and Cherd roll out their Top Ten(ish) of 2024 for all the metaverse to gawk at. Pay first!
Thus Spoke and Maddog’s Top Ten(ish) of 2024
Thus Spoke and Maddog reveal their massive Top Ten(ish) lists to the world. Treat them gently but fairly.
Clowns, Fools, and Buffoons: The AMG Staff Pick Their Top Ten(ish) Records o’ 2024
Welcome to Listurnalia! First to shock and offend the fickle masses are the AMG Staff lists for 2024. Brace for provocations and prepare for bitter disappointments. We warned you.
Record(s) o’ the Month – October 2024
Mere weeks remain before the big holiday events befall us. Of course, I’m speaking about the AMG Listurnalia, but yeah, Christmas, Hanukkah, and New Year’s are coming too. Before these festive occasions distract us, we must churn out several belated Record(s) o’ the Month features because running them in 2025 would be really tacky. And so we come to the now distant month of October and the fruits it bore us. Eat well, but save room for figgy pudding!
Devenial Verdict – Blessing of Despair Review
“With Lewandowski’s “Absolute Authority” standing as a signifier, Blessing of Despair spins parables of the cursed. Its movements are the laments of doomed creation; the expression of the infinite distance between the hoped-for divine purpose, and reality.” What the fuck does that mean? Great question! You might find an answer inside.
