Doktor Grier has had one hell of a year. Thankfully, he’s here with his elite list so you all have something better to listen to then the shit that’s been posted by others.
Blog Posts
Kenstrosity’s Top Ten(ish) of 2025
Kenstrosity’s 2025 was a crazy year! He’s here to reflect, write Oscar-length thank you lists, and regale you with a list that’s devious in its intricacies!
Saunders and Dear Hollow’s Top Ten(ish) of 2025
Saunders and Dear Hollow bring their high class tastes to the party with their Top Ten(ish) of 2025. Break out the caviar and meths!
Dolphin Whisperer’s and Thus Spoke’s Top Ten(ish) of 2025
Dolphin Whisper and Thus Spoke get their time to shine with their Top Ten(ish) of 2025. Brace for weirdness!
Tyme’s and Killjoy’s Top Ten(ish) of 2025
Tyme and Killjoy bring their Top ten(ish) lists to the public without fear or shame. Was that wise?
Record(s) o’ the Month – September 2025
And now you come to me and you say, “AMG, give me the Record(s) o’ the Month.” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me Dr. Metal Guy or compliment my excellent taste. Instead, you come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married, and you ask me to give you the Record(s) o’ the Month—for free.
Record(s) o’ the Month – August 2025
I said last month (well, last week, but who’s counting) that everything had been leading to that point. That’s true, because I was so stoked to make Calva Louise the Record o’ the Month for July in a somewhat relevant fashion that I did a mad dash to get that out in before they were off to their tour in the USA. And then I was left there, feeling empty. I had worked so hard. I had come so far. But in the end, I wondered if it really even mattered.
Angry Metal Guy Speaks: 10,000 Posts
You are about to click to open our 10,000th ever post. Will this finally count as “cornerstone content”? No, because we don’t produce “content” at Angry Metal Guy. We produce objective truth.
GardensTale Goes to Roadburn 2025
Our man in the Netherlands attended Roadburn and sent dispatches from the front. Then he went missing…
AMG Goes Ranking – Whitechapel
Some of the AMG staff go ranking in Whitechapel. Arrest them.
























