“Far be it from me to deny a band the right to representation under their full government name. However, Belarusian tech death entity Eximperituserqethhzebibšiptugakkathšulweliarzaxułum challenges not just SEO integrity, but also the sanity of all who would read its name. Good luck with that, too, because if you manage it, you’ll open a portal to an unfathomable universe of hellish delights.” Call upon the Chthulhu.
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“Me, falling in love with a jazzgrind record? Of all the things that surprised me this year, that takes the cake by a wide margin. Of course, it follows that the band responsible for this change of heart is no less than my (formerly) least favorite act in the turboniche subgenre, Russia’s ByoNoiseGenerator.” Panic at the jazzgrind emporium.
2024 will not die (because we won’t let it). Now you must sort through the flotsam and detritus of the November and December Filters before you can properly experience 2025. Embrace the suck pumps.
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If two AMG staffers warn of a serious miss, you should probably take notice. So it goes for Unhallowed Deliverance!
“Iron Front are a young band fresh outta the savage wasteland of California. Their sound is a straightforward mix of hardcore, slam and brutal death, with an emphasis on the groove, not on noodly technicality. Their aim, from the outset, is to crush, not dazzle. Their debut, 2022’s Left Out to Rot, was as unpretentious as it was fun: a brutal little appetizer that promised more. That “more” is Hooked, and straightaway the cover will tell you everything you need to know.” Iron deficiency.
GardensTale has assembled all the best art for his yearly exhibition. Put on your Sunday best and try to act cultured as he explains art appreciation to you filthy clods.
Listurnalia 23 comes to its close as a particularly perplexed and disconcerted El Señor Cuervo counts everything up and makes a list of the albums which garnered the Angry Metal Groupthink™ seal of approval. Needless to say, this year has portended some disturbing developments.
The List of Steel is upon you!! Now you will know trve power and glory as Steel Druhm’s Top Ten(ish) unfolds and expands to fill all the metalverse.
Kenstrosity ’s waitied patiently to uncork his first ever big boy list upon the world, and here it comes! Get ready to be convinced.
A decade in to his AMG tenure, Grymm is here to tell you what the best albums of 2023 were! The Listurnalian bounty abounds!
