January Filters are scrubbed. Now your ears will be brutally rubbed.
Stuck in the Filter
Stuck in the Filter: November and December 2024’s Angry Misses
2024 will not die (because we won’t let it). Now you must sort through the flotsam and detritus of the November and December Filters before you can properly experience 2025. Embrace the suck pumps.
Stuck in the Filter: October 2024’s Angry Misses
2024 can’t truly be history til all the Filters are unclogged. Here comes the gunk!
Stuck in the Filter: August and September 2024
Look at that! We did double duty on the Filters, covering August and September. We really only cleaned them once but billed double. Don’t narc on us!
Stuck in the Filter: July 2024’s Angry Misses
July was a lifetime ago. The July Filters were cleaned last week though. We live in filth at AMG.
Stuck in the Filter: June 2024’s Angry Misses
“Sticky Filters make things go off-kilter. When you scrub and grease, you end up with workplace peace. We cleaned off the June grime so you can have a good time!”
These blurbs are out of control and I am going to launch an extended investigation into ending this nonsense. – AMG
Stuck in the Filter: April 2024’s Angry Misses
April Filters are rain-soaked and muddy but we got em’ real clean. Validate our hard work!
Stuck in the Filter: March 2024’s Angry Misses
March Filters bring April POWERS.
Stuck in the Filter: February 2024’s Angry Misses
The February Filter is all clean and tidy.
Stuck in the Filter: January’s Angry Misses
It’s becoming apparent that our filtering systems work quite well! The crew has done a fine job pulling filth from the workings and releasing the pressure to the system. A second too late and the toilets would have backed up.
