Cave Sermon

AngryMetalGuy.com’s Aggregated Top 20 Albums o’ 2025

By Andy-War-Hall on January 19, 2026 in Blog Posts, Lists, 237 comments

You read all the lists, but nothing prepared you for THIS! Behold AngryMetalGuy.com’s Aggregated Top 20 Albums o’ 2025 and despair!

Dolphin Whisperer’s and Thus Spoke’s Top Ten(ish) of 2025

By Steel Druhm on December 28, 2025 in Blog Posts, Lists, 96 comments

Dolphin Whisper and Thus Spoke get their time to shine with their Top Ten(ish) of 2025. Brace for weirdness!

Tyme’s and Killjoy’s Top Ten(ish) of 2025

By Steel Druhm on December 27, 2025 in Blog Posts, Lists, 79 comments

Tyme and Killjoy bring their Top ten(ish) lists to the public without fear or shame. Was that wise?

Who Are These Clowns and Where Did They Put My Flesh Stapler? The AMG Staff Pick Their Top Ten(ish) of 2025

By Steel Druhm on December 26, 2025 in Blog Posts, Lists, 424 comments

The AMG Staff Lists are ready for review, examination, and ultimately, rejection.

Cave Sermon – Fragile Wings Review

By Thus Spoke on April 26, 2025 in Reviews, Black Metal, Death Metal, Experimental Metal, Post-Metal, Sludge, 100 comments

“For the second year in a row, I was blindsided by a silent Cave Sermon drop. At least it didn’t take me 11 months to catch up this time. Album number three, Fragile Wings, sees Charlie Parks returning as a solo act, but now handling vocals on top of everything else. This latter is a welcome development, given how well the previous record proved vocals complement and enhance the unique musical style. After Divine Laughter blew my socks off and nonchalantly pushed its way to the top half of my 2024 year-end list, a follow-up so soon filled me with a mixture of excitement and trepidation. Surely he couldn’t do it again?” Rave in the cave.

Thus Spoke and Maddog’s Top Ten(ish) of 2024

By Steel Druhm on December 27, 2024 in Blog Posts, Lists, 129 comments

Thus Spoke and Maddog reveal their massive Top Ten(ish) lists to the world. Treat them gently but fairly.

Cave Sermon – Divine Laughter [Things You Might Have Missed 2024]

By Thus Spoke on December 23, 2024 in Things You Might Have Missed 2024, Black Metal, Death Metal, Experimental Metal, Post-Metal, Sludge, 38 comments

“When I finally heard Divine Laughter, it was closer to January 2025 than it was January this year, when Cave Sermon released it. This temporal technicality turned out to be trivial because its brilliance was immediately obvious. Divine Laughter traverses death, black, sludge, post, ambient, and more, exploring further, and committing harder to mania—as I later discovered—than debut Memory Spear, which I also devoured eagerly.” Sermon on the mound.